They say the hardest thing a band has to do is come up with a name. Here's the thing, I don't have a musical bone in my body...but I do come up with kick-ass band names on a pretty regular basis.
Take yesterday, for example. I was innocently clearing a space in the refrigerator and found myself dumping a lone pickle down the garbage disposal.
Lightbulb.
Sacrificial pickle.
Bam, nailed it.
I was basically left with two choices:
1) finally start writing that blog I'm always threatening to write.
OR
2) learn to play the damn guitar.
Like I said, I completely lack musical talent.
So here we are.
